Mr. Bunny's needs a date and/or wife Site

My new song!

Kwai Ping — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:07:33 +0000

Told you I made dinner plans
You and my pet pea and the FBI
That includes your crazy friends
Well I’m stupid
With awkward situation’s I run
conversations that i don’t understand

Oohh This is an S.O.S.
I wanna second tank
This is the electric line
It’s not true
I gave my motorhome for you
Now my heart’s in the freezing thing in the hospital
And I can’t find the other puzzle piece
It’s like I’m walking on broken body parts
Better believe I bend down
It’s a call I’ll ever get

So this is where the story begins
A conversation on mr. bunny Talk show
Well I’m starting with texting
Burn on you for the bad moldy bread

Oohh This is an S.O.S.
I wanna second army
This is the electric line
It’s true, now it’s true
I gave my bad looking pictures of me for you
Now my heart’s in your food
And I found the brain
It’s like I’m walking on broken pee
Better believe I went in the men’s washroom
It’s a call I’ll discontinue

Next time I see you
I’m giving you a high crack
Cuz steroids are overrated just like FYI

Oohh This is an S.O.S.
I wanna hundreth guess
This is the bottom wire
It’s true
I gave my all for Mr. pruddles
now my heart’s in your butt
Oohh This is an S.O.S.

Don’t wanna F***ing guess
This is the wine line
It’s your face
I gave my all for you
now my heart’s in…in…i…..in…i…n…in
And I can’t find the sun
It’s like I’m walking on broken ice cream
better believe I kicked your @$$
It’s a call I’ll make it long distance

screw off!

Kwai Ping — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:43:13 +0000

SCREW OFF! i HAVE A AK 47 HERE~!!! BACK OFF BUDDY BACK OFF!!!!!!

Appearantly Mr. Bunny has gone mad because the FBI and the US Marshalls held him hostage cause they thought he was a spartan, because when Mr. Bunny was driving a cop approached him to say hi, but the cop didn’t know Mr. Bunny will wide mouth open tongue kiss him cause thats how he greets men and hi-5 for the pathetic women. So they thought he was a spartan cause in the movie Meet the Spartans thats how they meet eachother.

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Kwai Ping — Sun, 25 May 2008 22:02:36 +0000

IT MEANS FISG+H IDIOTS OR I”LL KEEP YOU HOSTAGE!

<>< = FISH BI*CH

Like it???

Kwai Ping — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:41:31 +0000

Like my implants???

Vote for me as the new miss usa!!!!

Kwai Ping — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 03:37:28 +0000

rread the freaking heading idiots

Miss USA???

Kwai Ping — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 05:51:46 +0000

I should be the next Miss USA!!!

Spread word!

Kwai Ping — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:20:30 +0000

Spread the word of ma site or else i keep you hostage like Bitme pears!!! HOSTAGE I TELL YOU HOSTAGE!!!!

Word!

Kwai Ping — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:14:09 +0000

So I was trapped in a pirates jail thing a bobber…well then the only options were to stay so he can eat you….or go through the perfume department!!! DUN DUN DUHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! well I i decided to stay 5 minutes later i was bored and tired so i went and went through the perfume department!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dodged i ran I fell I got up I fell again I got sprayed I dodged I ducked I slipped on dog peeeee!!!! I ran I ran I ran I ran I tell you I ran I RAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i died and the door to the other side was just an inch away!!!! THATS FAR DUDE THATS FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lottery ( not real it’s fake) (for fun)

Kwai Ping — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:57:25 +0000

Mr. Bunny decided we need fun on this site so we thought of lottery. the lottery starts today get your tickets now! Read the lottery page for more details!

Lottery

1. Each new lottery is every week

2. numbers from the last lottery will be posted

3. you may have only 5 tickets per round.

4. to get a lottery ticket you must email Mr. Bunny’s receptionist @ saphfire06@hotmail.com to receive you ticket.

5. trade in points for cheat tickets

6. cheat tickets are tickets that have 4 or more winning numbers on it.

Example: If I have a ticket with the numbers 12 85 49 36 02 44 and the winning numbers are 45 66 99 72 12 56 Bonus: 15 44 and the numbers that i’ve won is 12 44 then I win 5 points.

Each new member starts off with 100 pts and 1 free cheat ticket.

once we emailed you the lottery ticket you are automatically have an account that we keep track of the points you win. if you want to buy a cheat ticket with your points please email us @ saphfire06@hotmail.com and we’ll email you back with your cheat ticket.

Guess What

Kwai Ping — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:27:36 +0000

guess what!!! I WANT PLANKTON AS A PET!!!